If I was making a highlight reel of our weekend, our visit to the pesticide showcase would make the cut.
I loved it.
Peter didn’t yes, and me quite as much as I hoped. And I didn’t dare film the bored looking, unsmiling Canadian Tire guy who came to tell us that only his manager had the key and we’d have to wait five minutes. I wish I could have. He was an excellent straight man.
I also wish I could have captured the friendly manager who arrived to help. I admit that we smirked a bit when he said he’d need to leave our controlled substance at the check out until we finished shopping.
Next time I encounter the makings of comedy gold, I’ll have waivers on hand.